Friday, March 11, 2011

CaveMan By Brains !


These days i have been exploring hell lot of human beings and i am very excited about my new exploration of troglodyte human beings who are caveman by brains.
Uncle Einstein, I am missing you at this moment. Trust me, i am so big fan of you and your theories of evolution of monkey to human being, i definately would have discussed about my new exploration with you. Coming back to the point, my exploration - " Cave Man By Brains " is a very specific bunch of assorted, out of sync yet perfectly self tuned people with glorious past and tales of their biggest struggles ever done in the history of mankind.They are self proclaimed and they think they own everything that a billionaire or millionaire owns except a brain which is really a very big part of human body.

This specie of human lives in so called megacities and they are the damn metrosexulals people who are almost punk by their acts and thinking but they have a brain of cave man. They love to own a car but they still love stone wheel invented by their ancestors, they love fine dine but prefer hunting down and eating raw flesh, they love candle lights but they lit the candles with old caveman style of rubbing their crudes ( i mean stones and sticks )...Caveman are always portrayed as wearing shaggy animal hides, armed with rocks or cattle bone clubs, unintelligent, and aggressive but this specie of Caveman prefers branded clothes for some social reasons but trust me i have seen them more comfortable in their prehitoric shaggy animal hides gowns, they are most happy that time. Our troglodyte cerebrum ( " CaveMan By Brain " ) prefer visiting art galleries but they cant stop themselves from making some dancing dolls and running animals kind of prehistoric paitings on the walls, dude ! u r awesome..can u please make a nude painting of me ?? but not on walls please..i dont want you to get famous by drawings my balls on a wall which is open to anyone..

CaveMan by brains !! Talking about the positive part of them, i think they are interesting people. I mean its always adventurous to be with such people. I love to see how they manage themselves with double barrled aspects of their life and i was amazed to see their adaption according to the situation...i mean they are awesome..even more than a whiptail lizard of desert who is smart enough to stay out of the sun during the hottest part of the day. They stay deep underground in burrows as the sand is much cooler there.

.......to be continued